It's Time to Celebrate

The Chastards

6:15 PM
October 10th, 2021 "The Pit"
@ 2547B Lā-'ī Rd

Expectations

We need you for the celebration 🎉🥂

The wedding ceremony will be a very exclusive affair—wedding party only. But we would still love for you to join us at the reception.

Here's (probably) everything you need to know about it:

MENU: Fixed

BAR: Open(ish)

DRESS: Supes caszh

Gift Registry

No 🎁s allowed!

We already have everything we need from you: love, friendship, support, unlimited access to your pickup trucks. If you absolutely must spend money on something, feel free to donate to 826 New Orleans.

RSVP

❌ Don't bother ❌

"We're just going to assume that you'll be there. If you don't show up, you're dead to us" - Scotia